An ironic situation in which a lot of people do something in order to avoid a crowd/traffic, but end up making a crowd or completely emptying the space.
Apparently the freeway was going to be very busy, so everyone went a different way, and thus caused crowd irony because it would have been almost empty to drive on and there was heavy traffic on the nearby roads.
by luluthomas888 February 17, 2018
A collective noun referring to three or more overtly trendy yet alternative millennials, or hipsters, meeting or traveling in a group together. A comparable identifier in the animal kingdom would be a murder of crows or an array of hedgehogs.
The artisan cider brewery and cheese shop was empty until an irony of hipsters came in and took up the tables and couch in the corner.
by RhythmLife July 2, 2015
How something so beautiful could end up being destructive— with how ironic love is, people learned how to cry, and lie.
Love never hurts. But if it does, maybe it isn't even love, or it's just the irony of love acting up.
by kvshoney October 2, 2021
Guy: Ha! We have the same backpack! That's ironic!
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o
Other guy: No dumbfuck. That's false irony right therr. O__o
by FlameNiffler99 August 30, 2011
MSN conversation:
Jack: I love lolcat's.
Jill: Nice grammar geniu's.
John: I hate people who fail at English.
Mary: Me to. (intentional irony)
Jack: I love lolcat's.
Jill: Nice grammar geniu's.
John: I hate people who fail at English.
Mary: Me to. (intentional irony)
by silly_sawsage April 14, 2010
A statement uttered after the revelation of an exceedingly ironic fact. (Based on Steve Buscemi's statement in Con Air, "Define Irony: A bunch of idiots dancing on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash."
Person 1: Dude, did you hear DJ AM died of a drug overdose?
Person 2: No! Thats crazy!
Person 1: Yeah, and he had just signed a contract with MTV to host a reality show doing interventions for teenagers with drug problems, showing how people can turn their lives around.
Person 2: Wow. Define Irony.
Person 2: No! Thats crazy!
Person 1: Yeah, and he had just signed a contract with MTV to host a reality show doing interventions for teenagers with drug problems, showing how people can turn their lives around.
Person 2: Wow. Define Irony.
by tbagginsworth August 29, 2009
*Cunt does a backflip*
Bellend: Holy fuck I don't have the physicality to do that, ever!
Cunt: Mhm.. probably.
Bellend: I'm such a fat f-ing bastard, I'm such a loser in life.
Cunt: Stop with the self-irony.
Bellend: Yeah sorry, I'm being a selfish moron again.
Cunt: Fml.
Bellend: Holy fuck I don't have the physicality to do that, ever!
Cunt: Mhm.. probably.
Bellend: I'm such a fat f-ing bastard, I'm such a loser in life.
Cunt: Stop with the self-irony.
Bellend: Yeah sorry, I'm being a selfish moron again.
Cunt: Fml.
by Bearded twat August 21, 2016