Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.

Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived

by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023

Airy Hot Tub

Ride a convertible with the top down in sub freezing temperatures, with the heat blasted inside and heated seats turned on

It’s 30F outside. Time to hop into the airy hot tub.

by funnychiron January 12, 2024

Belly Button Hot Tub

When a guy is sleeping and has a wet dream and ejaculates into his belly button.

Dude, Last night was so weird, I had a dream I was having the sex, and i woke up to a belly button hot tub.

by PRAWLN December 10, 2022

Hot Tubbing

verb: The act of peeing in the pool or some other body of water

Mikayla: "Hey why is the water so warm"
John: "I was hot tubbing it."
Mikayla: "Ewwww"

by WaterWarmer34 September 8, 2021

Hot Tub Hockey

A game.

You need:
4 guys.
A rubber ducky.

Goal:
4 dudes sit naked in a square hot tub. They have to hit the opposing sides wall with the rubber ducky but only using air or water, no hands. The person who gets 10 in a row gets to pick who gets the rubber ducky up their ass.

“Hey come to the demolition derby & Hot Tub Hockey thing with me tonight!”

by Capndanpan December 31, 2020

Hot tub

A time machine

Quickly to the hot tub

by Count Hellsing March 4, 2021

cum in a hot tub

An alcoholic drink that consists of 2 parts vodka, 1 park white rum, and 3-5 drops of Bailey’s ® White Cream into a clear shot glass, made to look like someone blowing their load into a hot tub

Frankie: What’ll ya have t’night, Willard?
Willard: I’m feeling kinda nasty tonight, so maybe a “Cum in a Hot Tub”?
Frankie: You tellin’ me yer horny while orderin’ a drink?

by Bash Pennies March 9, 2021