Holden is the kindest boy in the world. He is nice to everyone he meets. Holden is also the sweetest boy. He will tears you with massages, chocolate, ice cream and kisses when you are feeling down. He will take you on lots of nice dates. If you are dating a Holden then you should feel like the luckiest girl in the world and never let him go. He’s also packin if you know what I mean😉
Girl 1: I started dating Holden!
Girl 2: OMG! I’m so jealous of you! And happy.
Girl 1: HE is so nice to me and treats me like a princess, HES also really good in bed..
Girl 2: I wish you could date Holden..
Girl 2: OMG! I’m so jealous of you! And happy.
Girl 1: HE is so nice to me and treats me like a princess, HES also really good in bed..
Girl 2: I wish you could date Holden..
by BG OG October 12, 2021

Woah is that a shark out there in the water? No that’s probably just a holden chillin with his homies.
by BroccoliFarts101 November 23, 2021

Boy: Who is that shy chick?
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her
Girl: That’s Angelina Holden, she’s actually really cool once you get to know her
by StripperSloth February 2, 2018

Holden is the hottest guy you'll ever meet. He's sweet a great cowboy, and you'll be lucky to meet him. Some people think he's immature but deep down he's been through so much drama that he's the most mature in your friend group. He acts gay but really he falls in love with older women.
by Mynameisn'tHolden July 17, 2021

Fred was pulling a Holden when he fell down the stairs which put him in the hospital for a month with life threatening injuries.
by Hjb999 June 8, 2022

Holden Janzen is the kind of person that could literally kill someone with obnoxiousness. They tend to migrate south and overstay their welcome. They act as a pest to other people their age who are actually above 100 pounds. However, almost all of their actions are laughable so this slightly dampens the fact that they are overwhelming damaging the mental and emotional stability of the people forced to be around them daily. Also suck at running.
I bet that new Holden Janzen kid is a big buckeyes fan.
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
I really feel like Holden Janzen can win this race...sike you thought boy!
by Thorin the Dog March 31, 2019

by Holdengoons69 December 10, 2023
