Cutter's Handjob

The act of cutting one's palm and giving their male partner a hand job, using the blood as lube.

Dude! You know that goth chick we met last night? Well after the party, we went out back, and she totally fucking cut her palm open! Then she grabbed my dick and gave me a good ol' fashion Cutter's Handjob .

by Captain Rummidew June 10, 2010

Phantom Handjob

When a man or woman’s lays on arm or hand to make numb then proceeds to perform handjob on self or partner

Dam my arms numb guess I’ll give myself that phantom handjob

by ThePhantom89 January 12, 2021

Schrodinger's Handjob

When you tittyfuck a girl who has a flat chest so its not really a "handjob" but its also not really a "Tittyfuck"

man 1 - "Bro i just got a great tittyfuck from my girlfriend"

man 2 - "bro your gf is super flat are you sure it wasn't just a Schrodinger's Handjob"

by Beastman723 April 7, 2017

ego handjob

<Noun>
An ego handjob is an exchange of unsolicited compliments between friends that is meant to flatter, affirm, or charm; especially under circumstances in which the mutual feelings are generally already known. Ego handjobs should be mutual and reciprocated.

Two people exchanging ego handjobs:
Friend one: "You are awesome!"
Friend two: "YOU are awesomer!"
Friend one: "Your ego handjobs feel great!"
Friend two: "No way... YOUR ego handjobs are just amazing."

by Armchair007 December 25, 2011

Steel handjob

When you get a handjob from a married woman wearing her wedding ring.

I got a steel handjob from my buddies mom at the bar last night.

by Canadiantetons February 17, 2019

Canadian handjob

The act of giving a handjob in the parking lot of a tim hortons

Joe: what did you guys do last night, eh?

Steve: Katie gave me a mediocre Canadian handjob

Joe: sounds about right for the parking lot of tim hortons

by beingcatfishedrn October 9, 2018

Canadian Handjob

just the balls

"Brett, did you get some last night?" "Yeah but just a Canadian Handjob"

by Salt18 November 18, 2016