i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.

person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

Have you ever been of a corporals course

It what all stuck up corporals say to the ranks below them.

Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.

by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017

I want to have fuck with you

This phrase is specifically when you wake up with no memories of anything so you go up to a woman and try to seduce her

Suggestion - Challenging 12 Try *The Expression* on her - let her know you want her. Physically.

CHECK FAILURE

SUGGESTION Challenging: Failure — The words have already left your mouth...

"I want to have fuck with you."

by DiscoThey May 4, 2024

What have you done 'fermi' lately??

Not much, actually, since said famous physicist has been deceased for nearly 70 years.

If someone jokingly asks, "What have you done 'fermi' lately??", it could mean dat he was hoping dat you could come up with some brilliant breakthrough or illuminating invention.

by QuacksO March 6, 2024

Have you taken your morning meds?

Said by one typically when in the state of 2nd hand embarrassment when someone around them is acting completely and utterly retarded for no apparent reason

18 year old: Acts like a 5 year old

Person: Have you taken your morning meds?

by Jack Spank9049 January 3, 2023