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gamer gunk

Gamer gunk is when a gamer who usually weighs anywhere between 100-500 metric tons sits on his or hers (probably not hers) chair for around 10-50 hours (averaging 49) and almost breaks their fucking chair when their asshole starts to sweat and since they were born incorrectly when they have to throw up it comes out their asshole and when they have to pee comes out their asshole too so when they have to pee they piss and shit out their ass at the same time and usually every 2 hours also cum in their pants hand free to hatsune miku hentai so with all these ingredients combined sweat + cum + vomit + piss + shit + ass hair + pube hair = GAMER GUNK!!! usually their drink of choice being gfuel misses their mouth sometimes and makes its way to their ass crack somehow and it adds flavor to the gamer gunk to make it more edible
I sat up and my Gamer Gunk leaked all over my floor causing my rugged white carpet to turn a brownish yellow color!
by vevlyisapoopyhead November 17, 2023
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Gunking

The act of thrusting behind a close ally, without contact.
Holy shit Jerry just gunked me!

Maya can't stop gunking her boy toy.
by D1Gunker January 31, 2024
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Gunking

The act of thrusting behind a close ally, without contact.
Holy shit Jerry just gunked me!

Maya can't stop gunking her boy toy.
by D1Gunker January 31, 2024
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Gunk Sock

The secret sock you keep your gunk in. If your gunk sock is discovered by anyone other than you, count your days.
Nate: Yo, have you seen Ben lately? I haven't heard from him in a week
Slamma: Nah man I heard his mom found his gunk sock, hope he's ight
by KSlamma November 19, 2020
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Gunk

Gay slang term for “first gay cock” or the first moment of attraction to another mans cock
“Was it just me or was my gunk at Disneyland

“Nah dude totally, Aladdin totally brought on my gunk”
by Came to me from the whispers December 17, 2020
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Bloody Gunk

A blood mixed solid that comes out of the anus of a human or living thing.
The bloody gunk smelled of a rotten petri dish when it came out.
by Hgerm December 30, 2020
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Gunk

This food is fucking gunk. Never should have came here
by Taintlicker1 January 10, 2021
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