Shitty Grizzly

Is when you go bear hunting and you sneak up on a sleeping bear, hop on its back while you're naked. You then proceed to wake up the bear by sticking your rifle far up its asshole. Then while the bear is trying to get you off of it you squeeze out a quick terd and rub it all over the bear's face and run away.

I went huntin' this weekend man, I saw a good lookin mother bear, so I gave her a Shitty Grizzly before I killed her.

by yourjmother March 15, 2010

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Grizzly Adams

a sexual act similar to Snozzberries. The remnants left on a man's beard after going down on a woman who is having her period.

"Man, she is such a bitch today- she must be having her period."

"Yeah but I'm sure you enjoyed going down on her."

"What! How did you know?"

"Your sporting a Grizzly Adams bro."

by FMA.memories.PSU September 27, 2011

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grizzly punch

while doing a girl from the back, hit her in the head with a brick..and then finish up.

She was pissing me off so i grizzly punched her ass and then left her on the side of the road.

by Jim Bob Cleetus II October 30, 2007

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Grizzly Adams

The Act of shoving ones fist into their unwiped anus and smearing the defecate across anothers face until face is completely covered in fecal matter.

I Just gave that child a Grizzly Adams while he was passed out.

by ocsoB August 31, 2010

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Grizzly Bear

An old man who dates woman considerabley younger than him. Usually wealthy, they often attract models and gold diggers. The male equivalant of a cougar.

Guy: "Did you hear Hugh Hefner has already moved in three new girlfriends?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, what a grizzly bear."

by jessemuthafu_kinbryan123 July 12, 2009

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