Term used to describe male barroom manner. The man is typically good-looking, never smiles or returns looks from the women (presumably because he is too cool.)
Taken from the Smoke City song "Mr. Gorgeous (and Miss Curvaceous)
Taken from the Smoke City song "Mr. Gorgeous (and Miss Curvaceous)
"Check out Mr. Gorgeous over there"
"Good night, Mr. Gorgeous"
"Cool and calm, Mr Gorgeous
Walks up to the bar and orders and
As he passes by, they all sigh - ah...
When he moves just like a panther,
He feels your gaze, but won't look at ya
He won't dare a smile
'Cause it's really not his style at all"
"Good night, Mr. Gorgeous"
"Cool and calm, Mr Gorgeous
Walks up to the bar and orders and
As he passes by, they all sigh - ah...
When he moves just like a panther,
He feels your gaze, but won't look at ya
He won't dare a smile
'Cause it's really not his style at all"
by PLD2 December 14, 2010
by Beanjuice52 September 01, 2022
Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!
Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.
by MadDrJeckel August 07, 2020
by jen October 09, 2004
by Malmal52 November 15, 2008
by TrevorGoodrich January 07, 2008
Beautiful+Amazingly+Gorgeous
Used to describe someones appearance
Can be used with words other than gorgeous but with the same meaning
Used to describe someones appearance
Can be used with words other than gorgeous but with the same meaning
by Clayton Eudy April 14, 2008