Muddy Gopher

The act of sticking ones penis into anothers ass attempting to push in the other persons outgoing turd.

Dude that chick is down for the muddy gopher

by killerb0129 October 21, 2010

gooper

A wannabee pundit; uniformed hayseed; One who purports to be politically knowledgeable; country jerk.

What a gooper!

by Lenny G. October 23, 2008

dramatic gopher

internet's greatest star.

damn that dramatic gopher is amazing.

by doogie snipes April 23, 2008

one eyed gopher

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

gopher head

a girl who go for (gopher) head with no hesitation

A gopher head go for head with no hesitation. Let her diagnose a player while I smoke medication.

by Mike Blizz December 24, 2011

Gomer

A gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd.

Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam!

by Rory O'Doul August 15, 2018

Gomer opens the gas station

A particularly lewd sex act that originated in Southern California in early 2019. This sex act was exposed by Don Berman of Channel 19 News. It is performed in a parked car behind an abandoned restaurant by a Twitter robo-whore.

It's 75 bucks for Betty to give you some of that Gomer opens the gas station. Not worth it, IMO.

by PHF77 May 12, 2019