Gorgeous john

The man, the myth, the legend. Professional beaver hunter, don’t forget to keep the lemonade.

“I wonder what happened to gorgeous John”
“He went out hard”

by Beanjuice52 September 1, 2022

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Gorgeous-X'Oneigh

Gorgeous-X'Oneigh's are one of the finest people you will ever meet. They are very caring even tho they act like they don't care. Everyone thinks they are mean but if you spend time with her, she is very chill. They are loveable if they let you. She is one of the most amazing girlfriends and would die for her friends and family. On the inside they might be hurt, but they hide it with a smile so you would never know! She will love you with all her heart. Now how amazing would it be to have a person like that in your life?

"Aye Gorgeous-X'Oneigh I might not be 14 but im the 1. 4. U cause your fine."

by Thug.it.out November 21, 2021

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Gorgeous Syndrome

Increasing numbers of ladies in this world, in the gorgeous category, have the frustration of human maleso consistently getting so excited when they attempt to make love to the gorgeous girl......they consistently pre-ejaculate ........... leaving the most Gorgeous of young ladies perpetually insatiated.....hence, "The Gorgeous Syndrome"......It’s rise to a pandemic is inversely related to the 1% per year reduction of male Testosterone since WWII in Western men, American Men in particular. It is actually a pandemic far worse than COVID-19....It just kills Gorgeous Girls Far....More....Slowly! Fellow reviewers, the Gorgeous Syndrome is a “REAL CONDITION”, discovered by this author in private health care practice……PLEASE, in the public interest, do not let YOUR EGO preclude the publishing thereof. Thank You…..and……all the girls with "The Gorgeous Syndrome" Thank YOU!

Gorgeous Girl I: Whys are so sad, Andrea?
Gorgeous Girl II: Because I never thought when I was gorgeous little girl that I would someday dream of being ugly so dudes would take so long to CUM that I would get to CUM. This Gorgeous Syndrome sucks.
Gorgeous Girl I: I knooow….I have had the Gorgeous Syndrome since my last beauty pageant. Mamma always wanted me to smile & have a glow for those pageants. She would take her giant vibrating dildo to me, make me CUM so many times that I’d smile like a cartoon character and I would glow like a lightening bug………haven’t CUM since then.
Gorgeous Girl II: I never met your Mamma.
Gorgeous Girl I: She is in prison for unfair pageantry practices.

by MadDrJeckel August 7, 2020

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