Geezers

A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)

"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."

by xomboii November 24, 2018

Fat Geezer

A fat geezer- an olde British term for a fat middle aged homosapien of the male sex. This is a name often used to poke fun at others. Call your mom a fat geezer, she’ll give you a cookie.

Hey, fat geezer, Get over here and mow the lawn!

by Rob drool March 16, 2020

geezer

according to The Streets(an english rapper, like eminem)someone you should not fight, someone one who gets fucked up and rowdy when 'e's had a bit too much brandy

oi, all these fuckin' geezers, lets leave

by bitchcatmyass July 18, 2004

geezer

English slang for a sick guy, someone who is respected by you and you like alot.

Yo sup geezer hows it going?

by Sam Moorhouse April 17, 2004

Geezer

A strong able man capable of destroying anybody. A man who belongs to a group or a firm of which carries out regular attacks on others. The geezer in their home would normally wear stone island clothing covered by a north face jacket. The geezer would have to have a job involving a trade for example a brick layer or a painter and decorator. The geezer will never use public transport unless going out for a raw piss up or a family gathering at christmas. The geezer would have to have a skin head that is cut by there wife. A geezer is not just a dude or a man it is a strong decent member of the species who drinks many many pints of beer. The geezer would discover regular cuts and bruises of which they dont know where they came from. The geezer would never cry.

Geezer one: You alrite mate, pub yeh
Geezer two: What you think you lunatic.
Geezer one: Wait i just got to put some clean pants on, i have had these on for the past week.

by Nathan Pacey November 2, 2008

geezerbird

A beer-swilling girl who doesn't have the class to realise she is outdoing the guys and its not attractive.

"That geezerbird knows more football songs than my old man, scary!"

by Bísclâitier August 23, 2006

geezer fashion

someone who wears what would typically be seen as 'geezer' (in the British sense of the word) clothes, i.e. parka coat, drainpipe jeans, fred perry t-shirt, white trainers etc

'oi man what has happened to teddy, he's gone well geezer fashion recently'
'yeah i know, its coz he's a prick'

by da-lix February 9, 2006