Small Gandalf

Wimpy ass fucking bitch. 1 cm cock. No bitches. Gets no head either. He do got a big ass tho

“Yo Small Gandalf is such a pussy I swear”

“I know right!”

Small Gandalf by KonoDioDa_ April 24, 2022

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No-gandalf

Raw anal penetration

"Malakie gave his girlfriend no-gandalf bumsex last night."

Definition: he gave her raw anal

No-gandalf by Mad_pegger1139 March 1, 2026

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Big dick Gandalf

A sexier Gandalf or a way to refer to a sexy male (regardless of your gender)

Yo obi wan (revenge of the sith) obi wan is a big dick Gandalf

Big dick Gandalf by Female jacculant sex bot October 12, 2020

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Pull a Gandalf

To listen to someone completely wrong without feeling the need to argue or correct them. From "Unfinshed Tales", when Gandalf replies to Saruman's coding about not weighing in on the fate of the One Ring: "it gives patience to listen to error without anger'

"I hear what you are saying, I'm going to pull a Gandalf. See you tomorrow"

Pull a Gandalf by BigDawgJ September 4, 2021

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