Fairfield Fallout

When your girl, from Fairfield, is riding you and right before she climaxes, a steamy turd falls out of her ass and lands on your taint.

My girl and I were fucking and she had a Fairfield Fallout all over my balls.

by Pooballs160 May 28, 2025

Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025