While having sexual intercourse, light your partner's eyebrows on fire, and then splooge the flames out.
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"Why are you lighting my eyebrows on fire?"
"Because I'm the fireman, bitch!"
2
"Hey girl, where did your eyebrows go?"
"My boyfriend pulled the fireman last night."
"Why are you lighting my eyebrows on fire?"
"Because I'm the fireman, bitch!"
2
"Hey girl, where did your eyebrows go?"
"My boyfriend pulled the fireman last night."
by Mr. Hands is dead January 9, 2010
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2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.
2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.
1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!
20 years later Tommy is gay.
2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!
20 years later Tommy is gay.
2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.
by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010
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1. (n) one who pees for an excessively long time.
2. (n) a crazy bum on the street corner who truly thinks he is a fireman.
2. (n) a crazy bum on the street corner who truly thinks he is a fireman.
1. Yo fireman joe, you've been in that stall for three hours!
2. Fireman Joe: WEEEEEoooooooooWEEEooo
street-corner kids: Hey fireman joe, where's the fire?
2. Fireman Joe: WEEEEEoooooooooWEEEooo
street-corner kids: Hey fireman joe, where's the fire?
by SgtPepper July 2, 2005
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South Meriden Volly #1: so dude what's going on with you and your wife?
South Meriden Volly #2: well... Funny thing about that (see above for story)
South Meriden Volly #1: oh so you got a Fireman's Sundae
South Meriden Volly #2: well... Funny thing about that (see above for story)
South Meriden Volly #1: oh so you got a Fireman's Sundae
by Local 31 membership committee September 8, 2011
Get the Fireman's Sundae mug.the best fuckin team in the AFL (Australian Football League)! They are the heart soul of the town that is Freo! They are way better than their cross town rivals, the West Coast Easgles.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.
Their supporters are among the best in the competition, and even if there a small amount of them in the crowd in away games, they can still manage to make a lot more than the rest of the crowd.
by Go Freooooo! August 9, 2004
Get the Fremantle Dockers mug.A couple lights the females pubes on fire, and then in a combined effort, they have to fuck hard enough to put out the flames. Time is of the essence as burning of both parties is a risk. Redefining fire crotch
When a pyro decides that he needs more fun in his love life. After the orgasm, and you need a second adrenalin rush, where else is there to turn? He then performs the fireman to give him the extra burst to truly satisfy.
by ze fireman July 18, 2009
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by Rock Daddy December 18, 2008
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