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EMPTY NET

Used when you score a goal. Can be used whether or not there are defenders in the goal. Often used in hockey, soccer, and Rocket League.
Can be used multiple times a game and in conjucture with EMPTY FOOKIN NET.
Usually used to intimidate and rub your goal scoring prowess in the opponents face.
*scores a goal*
You: EMPTY NET
by SeamedShark June 3, 2018
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Empty Banana

I threw away the empty banana!
by lils.berry June 6, 2018
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empty sexuality

Women who use flirting and occasional sexual acts to keep men around who will help them , give them money, drugs booze, or things when they need them.
Her empty sexuality kept her from having meaningful relationships
by Ltrain206 June 24, 2021
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empty lust

The feeling opposite of love, primarily used by people that want to tease/trick others into thinking they love them.
She led him on through flirts and didn't mean any of them, called it empty lust
by Latin Dinosaur June 26, 2021
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Emptyness/Tomhet

When Your Brain is empty and it has come to the level where you don’t just share a braincell with your friend, now you share emptyness. It is most common to have emptyness with a friend and a lot of times you think of the same thing. For some emptyness duos it can be hard to remember the emptyness moments that you have had
What is the absolute zero?
- ZERO
Friend: AHHAAHHA Emptyness/Tomhet💀✋
by Jellyuknowwhoiam July 16, 2021
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Emptytarian

An emptytarian is someone that has entered a major grocery store and found only empty shelves where food once was, resolving to change their dietary habits to conform to the new reality. It matters not whether this new reality is due to pandemic-induced supply chain problems, a zombie apocalypse, or a sudden rash of fanta pants. For those that had been vegetarians, vegans, fruititarians, and carnivores, the sight of so many empty shelves can convert them to becoming an emptytarian.
The store shelves appear empty but they are actually selling dreams, aspirations, desires, and lots of hot air that's all bottled up. I for one have one have stopped being a Vegan and become a Emptytarian!
by Zappoblappo November 16, 2021
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plastic empty head

Term for someone who is open-minded enough to adopt an untenable theory (often some kind of crackpot conspiracy), yet close-minded enough to reject all criticism of that theory. The combination of echoing empty space and solid, impenetrable plastic makes rational communication impossible.
I tell you, this Illinois lottery result proves that Obama is the antichrist. You're wasting your time arguing with me, I have a plastic empty head.
by Face of a Clam August 12, 2010
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