Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal

First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.

Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.

No way dude don't you have AIDS?

yes...

by Vag Rash 69 December 30, 2011

Middle-Eastern Shit Festival

1. A poorly organized event
2. Anything that does not go according to plan for the worse

The food was cold and the DJ showed up an hour late; prom was a middle-eastern shit festival

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

Eastern Florida State College

A fancy new name for Brevard Community College because they are offering 4 year degrees now. Most people still call it BCC. BCC is basically 13th and 14th grade.

Do you go to BCC? Yes, but now they call it Eastern Florida State College.

by jman1948 February 27, 2014

Middle Eastern Mars bar

Its when someone puts some of their pubic hairs on your Mars bar and then you eat it.

Yummy i just had a Middle Eastern Mars bar!

by Fanta July 03, 2006

The Middle Eastern Market Place

A gas/ convenient store located on Charlotte street in Asheville, NC ran by very friendly middle eastern people. You can buy anything from Cheetos, Miller High Life 40's, Knifes, or even some "tobacco" accessories. Another name for it is The Haitian Station.

Q: Ay where did you get this boss ass knife?
A: The Middle Eastern Market Place, the knives are right next to the bowls and damiana.

by ashevillesfavoritecrackhead November 23, 2010

Eastern Connecticut State University

Where kids go if they get rejected from UConn, but still go up to UConn to party.

Eastern Connecticut State University is located in the northeast in Willimantic, Connecticut. It has 17 Division III varsity sports and is the third oldest public university in the state.

by filmguy619 March 20, 2011

Eastern View High School

Eastern View High School (EVHS) is a high school in Culpeper, Virginia. It shares districts with Culpeper County High School (CCHS). Their mascot, the cyclones, is unlike any other mascot around. EV is in the Battlefield district of Virginia. Eastern View has many athletic teams including: Junior Varsity (JV) and Varsity (V) Football, Cheerleading, Baseball, Softball, Wrestling, Track, Cross Country, Tennis, Basketball, Field Hockey, and LaX. The construction for Eastern View High School began in 2006 and continued for two years. The school opened in the fall of 2008. There is an annual rivalry game against CCHS. This is normally a pre-season game and the profits are used for a charity, which varies every year. This school now holds around 1,200 students. The head principal, since the opening of EVHS in '08, is Mr. Roger Mello.

"Eastern View High School Class of Two Thousand Twelve"
"GO Eastern View High School CYCLONES"

by ClassOf2O12 May 15, 2010