Eternal Sleep

You've risen beyond normal rest. This is the highest form of existence, yet you found it's nothing but pain. Eternal sleep is forever... I'm so sorry, I didn't want it to be this way. Please forgive me. God help your mortal soul.

Friend: "Yo my G what you doing tonight?"
Me: "Eternal Sleep, my time has come."
Friend: "What? you good?"
Me: "I'm sorry, goodbye."

by CommunistGaben_ September 6, 2020

The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

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The E In Chuck E Cheese Stands For Eternal Suffering

Person 2: okay

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx March 2, 2021

EternalShinobi

Greatest streamer

EternalShinobi just went live

by Royiscool1 January 7, 2017

Eternal Bojangle

Bullshitting around or procrastinating regularly, as to avoid work, school, or any other seemingly more important issue.

Eternal Bojangle (N.) Doing the eternal bojangle.

Bro 1: "Yo doggie, watcha about to go do after class?"

Bro 2: "Shit man, you know, probably just gonna go back 'n do the eternal bojangle till dinner like always."

Bro 1: "Oh Word, you always bojanglin around takin gb's."

Bro 2: "Chhyea"

by Skeezy Cap'n January 12, 2009

Eternal Forgiveness

In Monopoly, a player is offered Eternal Forgiveness by another player, which grants them immunity from rent for specific properties for the remainder of the game.

"Yo I can't afford this rent yo! I'm out!"

"How 'bout you give me Eternal Forgiveness in exchange for a pass?"

"Sounds good, yo! Looks like I'm still in the game!"

by Bobby Rose the Money man March 13, 2013

Eternal Warlord

a.k.a 900.
Lifeless idiot.

You are such an EW.

by Some other dude April 11, 2004

eternal sleep

Eternal sleep is a term which means death

"Nigga tried to rock up on me; layed him down-eternal sleep, dude..."

by Infamous Y.P December 22, 2015