Derek

Derek: a person, who although great and funny to laugh at, will NEVER be the funny one.

Sean: Oh Derek? Yeah he's great! Unfortunately he will never be the funny one!

Bryan: Yeah Sean is right Derek will never be the funny one!

Dan: Why?

Sean: just the way it is... He'll never be the funny one

by Iamdanomara January 3, 2012

Derek

A dude with an extremely annoying stutter that loves a girl that starts with a T, ends in an N, and has the letters ARY in between. They want to make Cobra Starship Stutter Babies

Derek: uh-I-i L-la-love T-ta-tar-tary-taryn!

by emoplusfigglyequalslove February 23, 2009

A Derek

A Derek is a wonderful drink without a harsh liquor taste. It's sweet. A shot of Malibu Rum, shot of amaretto, sprite, pineapple juice , a dash of Granadine ....

I'll have a Derek tonight!

by MorticiaD June 16, 2017

Derek

Is a douchbag, Billieand a lil bitch

No one likes derek

by the montserhkyrd 21 April 16, 2015

Derek

Used when a person has messed something up or did something embarrassing.

Mate, you've had an absolute derek!" Or: "I've had a derek crookley

by TJB_147 January 11, 2011

Derek

dick fiend

Aaron: Damn, Derek really left without saying bye.
D'anthony: Nate called him to tell him that he got them a hotel.
Jacob: Well yeah, that nigga Derek is a straight dick fiend.

by bruhbruh696969 June 19, 2019

Derek

Derek is not very smart and he thinks he is smart and good at games but in reality he is not. Please do not go anywhere near him or else he will get mad and try to turn the volume up on your iPad.

Derek get out of this room before you cause any more trouble!

by The God of Europe February 21, 2018