It's hotter than Dante's butthole!

Eloquent but highly accurate phrase to describe California heat that is not normal, unnerving, stanky and mother@$!#ing hot!

"It was 111 degrees in the Bay Area today - I'm sure it's hotter than Dante's butthole!"

by AWebster April 19, 2018

aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe

A gay book where the entire point is that these two fine Mexican lads struggle with identity and the whole point is that they're gay.

guy 1: have you finished reading chapters 5-6 of part one of Aristotle And Dante Discover The Secrets of the Universe?

by AxolAtlas February 11, 2021

Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry series(tm)

This definition is sponsored by Dante From The Devil May Cry series(TM)

This sentence is sponsored by Dante From The Devil May Cry series and Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry series(tm)

by me when August 29, 2022

Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.

The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!

by Rectum Destroyer May 10, 2022

dante skyblock

a mayor called dante got elected cus of the fking nons and hes fucking ruining the Hypixel the minecraft server and causing a virus called Dante Virus that cause you Dante Lag and will keep on kicking you out of the server and THEN Technoblade the potato king came and DID THE REBELLION AND TOOK DOWN dante i mean he haven't yet right now when i am writing this and ppl call dante for lag in skyblock now my ign name is _BL4CKHEART_

1. Omg the fucking Dante lag
2.i caught the Dante virus

dante skyblock

by _BL4CKHEART_ April 14, 2021

Dante

A stupid ass nerd, zesty too
but he loves his girlfriend

Hey have you meet that dante? he watches anime and claims he's not a nerd

by 4rtniteburger November 4, 2022

Dante Basco

- dumb head tilt
breakout roles were zuko (avatar the last airbender, 2005) and rufio (hook, 1991)
- pretends to be his character
- super lame
- ships zutara and has a crush on katara ??? ? ? ?

"wow, is that dante basco? RUUUU FIIIII OOOOOOOOO OHHHHHHHH"
"wow dante! your dancing is fire!!"
quotes from real people: "i can't believe he's real" "he makes me itch"
"dante is a peepeepoopoo"

by elfdunt May 3, 2021