Scholar's Dilemma

When your balls itch, but you're at school

1: Bro I having a scholar's dilemma rn
2: what?
1: My balls itch but I don't want to scratch them cause I'm at school

by Kingdoms of Fear Project August 23, 2023

the Dexter Dilemma

When a man acts so zesty around women it's impossible to tell if he's a simp or just gay
(a modern 'simp or gay?' take of the TV show Dexter where the mc is both a detective and a murderer)

"Hey he keeps getting his nails done to hang around those pretty girls. That's a solid case of the Dexter Dilemma right there."

by CabbagesShouldBeRed April 10, 2024

Selina dilemma

A Selina dilemma is when you are horny for somebody, but your circumstances make it so you can’t let anybody know and have to play it cool.

Me and Rebecca are banging on the DL. She’s so hot but nobody can know we’re sleeping together. What a Selina dilemma!

by McRiblett July 5, 2022