When a girl mounts your face with a Scotch Egg in her vagina, and as you’re eating her out she pops it out (a la ping pong ball circa Vietnam War) so you get your cake and eat it too.
by HarryIsTheHead October 15, 2017
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How does Bill Belichick have sex with his girlfriend? She’s so young and he’s so old!
Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.
Bill is clearly a cowgirl warrior, because there’s no way he can handle that at his age.
by nbayoungboyslatt4l February 6, 2025
Get the cowgirl warrior mug.When Cowgirl Megan’s daddy was shot by big bad Jessie. She got her revenge by shoving her pistol up his Ass and Sucking his Balls. Before Jessie climaxed, Megan pulled the trigger. Jessie died before getting a chance to blow his load.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.
by CowboyJessie October 7, 2023
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by Bertil traktor April 12, 2019
Get the National cowgirl day mug.We have all heard of the Rhinestone Cowboy, but this Femininomenon version is a bit different version than what Glen Campbell was thinking when he sang of a "star-spangled rodeo." The Rhinestone Cowgirl term was attributed in the 2025 release of the song 'The Giver' by the fabulous Chappell Roan and co-writer Dan Nigro. This incredibly catchy song not only launches Chappell into the increasingly discriminatory realm of country music, but also into her new super sparkly LGBTQ+ country dimension. They didn’t know what was headed their way. Hold onto your underwires, Beyonce.
The physical act of the Rhinestone Cowgirl is not quite as short lived as the long-fabled Cowboy on his bull… or on a woman. The shine and sparkle of the Rhinestone Cowgirls makeup and fun dress certainly dazzle the senses. The Cowgirls have inherent knowledge of how things work and how to execute certain results. As Chappell sings, they ‘Get the job done’. The ‘job done’ is only concluded, but by no way over, with the recipients experience of long lasting and multiple orgasms, extraordinary pleasure not previously known to exist, and the general brightness and sparkle that illuminates their lives.
Hence, they have been properly Rhinestone Cowgirled.
The physical act of the Rhinestone Cowgirl is not quite as short lived as the long-fabled Cowboy on his bull… or on a woman. The shine and sparkle of the Rhinestone Cowgirls makeup and fun dress certainly dazzle the senses. The Cowgirls have inherent knowledge of how things work and how to execute certain results. As Chappell sings, they ‘Get the job done’. The ‘job done’ is only concluded, but by no way over, with the recipients experience of long lasting and multiple orgasms, extraordinary pleasure not previously known to exist, and the general brightness and sparkle that illuminates their lives.
Hence, they have been properly Rhinestone Cowgirled.
She Rhinestone Cowgirled me so hard last night that I'll be smiling and wearing her/their glitter for weeks.
by Christine Cat March 20, 2025
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Get the greasy cowgirl mug.A reverse cowgirl spliff is made by your typical broke stoner friend. It is made by taking a cigarellow and spreading dabs on the inside then putting half of the Tabacco back in rolling it and smoking it.
by The DERk Man November 21, 2018
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