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the king of cornball

That which demonstrates the ultimate in cornballness; extreme sillyness, so insane that it often lacks true humor.

Can also describe the maximum level of sensitivity often found in one who is totally crippled by love.
Jesse is ''the king of cornball" he does cartwheels in walmart, karate chops strange little girls and randomly falls to illicit a reaction to impress his love.

Jesse is "the king of cornball" he would longingly gaze at her picture for hours before having found enough courage months later to tell her how he felt.
by huneebr's August 23, 2011
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Schrodinger's Cornball

A person who makes corny jokes and decides whether it was ironic or not based on the reactions of the people around them
Person 1: "Guys I'm gonna be BIG CHUNGUS for halloween"

Person 2: "bro you're so corny"

Person 1: "I was being ironic"

Person 3: "Schrodinger's cornball amirite?"
by escuato. October 8, 2025
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All My Heroes Are Cornballs

the craziest, most experimental, extravagant, psychedelic, unique, sexiest, amazing, rawest, nihilistic, liberalist, most bat-shit insane mess of a hip-hop album to ever bless your ears
peggyphan420: "yo man have you heard of All My Heroes Are Cornballs?"
homosexualman69: "yea dawg, that shit changed my life."
by peggysshittykeyboard September 16, 2023
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