A cookie making company that brags its homemade and unique recipe cookies, brownies, rice krispy treats, and other baked goods. Only found in some states (generally in the south) and are JIZZTASTICAL. They are also a billion calories each, with millions of grams of fat, sugar, and sodium. Taste amazing, are supersized, but often cause immediate acne (always, when mixed with stress) within 24 hours of injestion.
Dude, what happened to you... you look like you've been living off of fast food for a year!
Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
Oh
Yeah, friend sent me Selma's Cookies basket..
Oh
by SchizoidMan December 11, 2010
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In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
by Laevateinn January 1, 2010
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Rose: ...and then he kissed me!
Sarah: coolios, thats awesome!
Mark: you wanna hang out after school tomorrow?
Josh: sure!
Mark: coolios.
Sarah: coolios, thats awesome!
Mark: you wanna hang out after school tomorrow?
Josh: sure!
Mark: coolios.
by wolferman August 27, 2010
Get the Coolios mug.Unwarranted praise and/or respect sought after by an attention whore after saying or doing something exceptionally trivial.
Billy: Hey Eric, did you see me give that security camera the finger? I must have totally cheesed off the store manager!
Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.
Me: So what, you want some hero cookies or something? Shut the fuck up and buy me some Skittles.
by Lithium Dreams September 1, 2005
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courage to do what's right
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courage to do what's right
just try to remember always
just to have a good time
good time good time good time
goo time goo thime goo thime
doo dime doo dime ooo im ooo im
by brotherbear February 3, 2009
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