Comment Murderer

One who comments on a facebook status with a random word, or stupid joke that no one understands or everyone hates, therefore causing other people the sudden urge not to comment on it. Usually this person is not liked by anyone on facebook, and in most cases real life.

Also see comment murder

Person 1 (Joe just posted "asdfhsadf" on my status.)

Person 2 (Wow he's such a friggen comment murderer)

by ChAoS x DaRk April 9, 2011

Comment Friends

when 2 people are friends on Facebook, but only talk to each other through commenting each others statuses, pictures, or videos. Generally, do not talk on chat, phone, or in person, but have a strong relationship and understanding of point of views via comments. Small conversations may be carried, responding to a comment, in the commenting area.

"Do you ever talk to Jordyn?" "No, we are just comment friends."

by Mahnamana! February 27, 2010

mercy comment

A comment you leave on a blog that has no commments to make the writer feel like what they write has some value.

I gave my cousin a mercy comment on her blog since nobody reads it.

by ThomasM May 23, 2008

comment regret

The feeling you get when looking back or remembering your old facebook posts, status', pictures, etc. and realize that they were dumb as hell or made no sense.

Guy 1:"Do you remember when we had that five day conversation on facebook about pokemon? I'm having some comment regret about that."
OR
Guy 1:"I'm feeling some comment regret about those pictures I posted of me passed out drunk now that my mom saw them and took away my tuition."

by b jeezy January 17, 2011

comment tweaking

the art of deforming a comment a on social network website. Or the art of loosing time when you are actualy suppose to write an essay, due to tomorrow.

Marc: i lost my toothbrush
Me: my i toothbrush lost
marc: STOP COMMENT TWEAKING ME!

by xaviercm February 7, 2010

Rude Comments

The best way to one up your opponents in battle. Rude comments is the worst thing you can say to anyone

Person 1- RUDE COMMENTS

Person 2- oh no I’m dying rude cOmMeNtS was too strong

by SpaghettiWithAChanceOfClout July 20, 2019

Comment Jacker

People who use the comments section of any social networking site to engage in discussion with others who have commented on a particular photo, status update or other newsworthy item which is totally unrelated to the original post and particularly annoying to everyone else that receives updates of all comments.

Mark: Hey all, did you see the sunset today? It was awesome! Check out this photo.
Tina: Oh man, no, I was stuck in the office.
Geanny: YES! I love California sunsets.
Bill: Hey Geanny, haven't seen you in a while.
Geanny: Oh hey Bill, nice to hear from you, how are you?
Bill: I'm great, the kids are great, my wife recovered from her knee surgery just fine.
Geanny: Oh wonderful to hear, Bill, we should meet up for lunch sometime.
Bill: Great idea Geanny, how does tomorrow sound?
Geanny: How about at Starbucks?
Bill: You mean the one over in Irvine?
Geanny: No Aliso.
Tina: Guys, can you take this conversation offline, I'm in Dallas so I don't need to hear about your coffee date!
Geanny: Oh sorry, I didn't realize that everyone was getting these messages.
Bill's WIFE: Bill who the hell is Geanny?
Bill: Uh oh, I'm in trouble now!
Mark: Haha, that's what you get for being a Comment Jacker!

by figmooh June 24, 2010