When you nut into a condom take it off then smack someone in the face with the condom. You yell "touchdown" throw your arms up and run off.
by Frankfurt The Cat December 17, 2017
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Did you go to buddy and Gillian's cincinnati fondue pot last night?
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.
Man, I did and my pallet was never as tantalized as when the crunchy butter and Hormel chilli shooting out of Gillian's ass hole combined forces with that salty semen for a taste explosion I literally came to previously.
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A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.
It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.
It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.
General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.
by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022
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First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)
First defined by online cartoonist Drew (of the Toothpaste for dinner series)
by DougWL July 25, 2008
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Luke: It was the most harrowing experience of my life man, she had the worst case of Cincinnati Cotton..
Luke: It was the most harrowing experience of my life man, she had the worst case of Cincinnati Cotton..
by Nizzz January 20, 2009
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