by Chopotlfanpage March 9, 2024

The insanity induced by waiting for an overdue mobile order while watching someone get on line and leave before you
As I’m typing this, I have incredible Chipotle Syndrome and may consider getting on line and paying twice to get out of here quicker
by dilhobootyhole July 16, 2022

The number 27 at Chipotle involves a man with only a ski mask and leather straps walking into the chipotle kitchen and shitting into a tortilla and then jizzing all over the shit and then making a salad were the man pisses in it and then excretes little shit balls from his anus and using that instead of tomatoes, the salad then goes onto the tortilla with the shit and jizz still on there, the man then wraps the tortilla turning it into a burrito walks out of the kitchen then says to the customer while covered in shit jizz and piss "Here's your number 27"
by JoeyFi December 12, 2023

by TiffanyandCo December 17, 2012

by Robodad7344 November 8, 2021

ChipotleYou watch them make it behind glass just like subway does but you can explode your toilet from having too much burritos
by Ryanvriends July 9, 2019

by Brunch123 October 27, 2019
