stealth cheeseburger

A hamburger in which crumbles of cheese, usually cheddar or blue cheese, are mixed into the ground beef. This makes it a cheeseburger - but the cheese is hidden inside the patty, hence "stealth".
Can't wait for your next BBQ - I've been jonesing for your awesome stealth cheeseburgers.
by Slamburglar June 14, 2009
mugGet the stealth cheeseburgermug.

Cheeseburger bill

A bill passed by Congress making it illegal for depressed obese people, who want to blame everyone but themselves, to sue fast food chains claiming that the chains themselves caused their obesity
Obese people wanted someone to blame so they decided to sue the bastards. fast food chains got sick of this so Congress passed the Cheeseburger bill
by applealex February 18, 2010
mugGet the Cheeseburger billmug.

Cheeseburger Face

A cheeseburger face is a person who thinks they're cool, or cool looking, but in reality just looks stupid, like a cheeseburger face.
Look at that douche in his skin tight jeans with the ass sagging- what a fucking cheeseburger face
by Birdie Sinclair May 28, 2010
mugGet the Cheeseburger Facemug.

coffeehouse cheeseburger

when a girl rubs her piss and shit all over her pissy and you eat/ slurp it all up
dude we were really drunk last night and erica convinced me to give her a “coffeehouse cheeseburger” i regret it
by dickdickpoopoo November 3, 2022
mugGet the coffeehouse cheeseburgermug.
a Term used to describe a fat asshole out of pure rage and the inability to find the right insult
*coworker waddles up to you and asks for something unreasonable to be done on short notice*

"ggdfHADFJH... its not happening YOU CHEESEBURGER MOTHERFUCKER!"
by El Dirt'Eh June 23, 2017
mugGet the cheeseburger motherfuckermug.

cheeseburger handshake

When a person with a large gut bumps or grazes you with said large gut.
"Fucking Bobandy gives me a cheeseburger handshake every time he walks by my desk."
by Rancho Relaxo May 11, 2016
mugGet the cheeseburger handshakemug.

Cheeseburger Machine

A device manufactured to produce and prepare cheeseburgers at will. This machines however do not exis yet, they belong to an utopian, futuristic world.
Yo! I didn't know you had a cheeseburger machine! You must be really rich...
by Bananey January 16, 2022
mugGet the Cheeseburger Machinemug.

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