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Carlton United Tragedy

1. Song from the album "The Stage is Set" -Lyrical Commission.

2. A mindset/disease affecting the greater part of the Australian hip-hop community since as early as the mid-to late 80's but the earliest RECORDED cases began in approximately 2003.

Undiagnosed, said disease can result in ultimate suffering for the individual in question. Sufferers develop symptoms aged anywhere between 16-years of age to their mid-30's although onset of said disease can ensnare victims as early as 11.(In exceptional cases especially in Boomtown, Melburn, Sydney and Adlayde.) Though not a terminal disease it can linger dormant or increasingly active until death.

Symptoms may include: Being a addict to heavy drums/drugs, the son of a broken family, (empty) Cartons in the vicinity, Carving beats like some carcass meat and the reported feeling of being "Partial to insanity, Half-full in a fantasy..."(And in certain extreme cases the indescribable, undeniable desire to ingest bulk piss but only possessing the money for a short bus trip... usually resulting in 'shenanigans', 'horseplay' or most commonly 'tomfoolery' .(see Ex 2.)

The only treatment available currently in Australia involves several months of repetitious 'Oz-hiphopology', occasional 'racking' of luxury items, 'artistic stress release' and detoxing the body of 'evil toxins' with copious amounts of beer... (if beer is not available any drink over 4.5% alcohol is acceptable as is Cask Wine(see Goon) under Aus$11.)

So far, there are no known survivors...
(Ex 1.)
Adlay #1: "Whoa, manng! Check how drunk those Kunts are. 'Carlton United Tragedy' stylin' hahahaha "

Adlay #2: "Esh, Brahh! hahaha!"

Adlay #1: "Shhh! uckfay!, I think he heard us... Let's cruise manng!!"

Adlay #2: "Eshh Brah, Outties!!"

(Ex.2)

B: I'm fiending some drinks aye...
R: Yeah... so?
B: Wish I had cash, I got no money and it's a fuckin 'Carlton United Tragedy'...
R: Shut up. Story of your life...
by 215Klique October 11, 2007
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Charleston Tuxedo

A Charleston Tuxedo consists of kacki pants, blue blazer, and bow tie. Typically worn by a member of the Kappa Alpha or Sigma Alpha Epsolon fraternity. Originated at the College of Charleston by the elite of Douchbagerry.
John : I just ordered some take out from King Steet.

Matty: Cool, but you'll have to pick it up, every time I go to King Street I want to kick the shit out of the first dude I see wearing a Charleston Tuxedo.
by skiptracingclub May 17, 2013
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Charleston Lip

One of many gurnjuries a drug taker may recieve after taking amphetamines/narcotics and other drugs. Particularly associated with MDMA and ecstacy, Charleston Lip is where ones lips change colour, swell up or generally change their appearance in response to the drug.

Symptoms may include:
Purple/red/pink lips
Chewed lips
Intense gurning

Synonym for gurning

Named after the infamous Charles Soares
"Charles is chewing his face off again, must be a case of the old Charleston lip"
by Fifi1989 June 20, 2011
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charleston monte carlo

When your deployed to Afghanistan and someone on your team shits in your pillowcase.
Jason just left a Charleston monte carlo in Aaron's room.
by SENDMEHOMEALREADY April 12, 2016
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Rolled Charleston Herald

I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.
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charleann

A tall tatted up crazy lady usually of Hawaiian descent
This girl I work with is a real Charleann
by StaCraNumba1 November 17, 2016
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chaeton

Chaeton is a stunningly handsom guy. He can easily make you tingle even in the saddest times. He has many friends and they all love him and will always be there for them. Sexually most Chartons have thunderous/massive erections. Chaetons can keep a relashinship with ease. Chaeton will never cheat or hurt his girlfriend, wife, or friends.
Girl 1: Damn look at Chaeton

Girl 2: Hes so fucking amazing his girlfriend must be lucky
Guy 1: I am gay know
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