this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga May 9, 2007
Get the big k car washmug. by Janey March 21, 2024
Get the American Car Washmug. by Nodiceplease March 6, 2021
Get the Guantanamo Car Washmug. The practice of wiping the exterior of a car down with towels during heavy rain in warm weather, then letting the continuing rain rinse it off.
by Wrangler of Skanks June 3, 2023
Get the Georgia car washmug. 1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Car Washmug. When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023
Get the Car Wash Tittiesmug. Worst High school job. It is a scam and they pay their workers $4 and hour with shitty tips. Most kids that work there are either gay or gay. Certain culture there that is just ass
by Lizzoeater6969 February 15, 2020
Get the waterway car washmug.