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big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga May 9, 2007
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Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and they rub their sweaty balls up against you.
After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.
by Not only this November 19, 2025
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Bulgarian Car Wash

Takes place in an old world Bulgarian Bath House, when sweating it out a sauana with old bulgarian men, and not only this... they rub their sweaty balls up against you.
After my workout I went into the Sauna and ended up with with a wet Bulgarian Car Wash.
by Not only this November 19, 2025
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Indian Car Wash

An Indian Car Wash is when a man sticks his dick inside an Indian woman’s wet hairy vagina.
He stuck his dick inside his Indian wife’s hairy vagina, getting a wet wash as he enters her vagina followed by her vagina hairs drying his dick with each motion resulting in an Indian Car Wash.
by Oooo weeee October 14, 2022
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Nottingham Car Wash

At a dogging site, a lady puts on a show and the watching gentlemen bukkake the windscreen.
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"
"I was out with Sandra getting a Nottingham Car Wash, the guys left my Fiesta looking like a plasterers radio"
by Bravo Tango March 16, 2025
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Car Wash

When you get an actual car wash but as the car wash is washing your car you do coke.
Text from friend: car wash?
by CP Rails April 15, 2023
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Salty Car Wash

Having a danger wank in a car during a storm at the seaside .
Yah dancer , It's pishing down , time for a drive down to the coast for a salty car wash.
by UrbanSlide May 10, 2024
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