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big k car wash

this is where a guy hasn't had a shower but thinks he is going to get some, so in desperation he washes his gentitals in a the closest sink available.
the classic version of this act must be in a public toilet, mcdonalds is the best.
person A: where has matty gone?

person B: oh, he thinks he's on for some so he's gone for a big k car wash because he said his dick smelled like a scampi fry.
by festunga May 9, 2007
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Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!
Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”
by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024
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Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.
"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"
by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012
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The act of sharting while performing a reverse carwash.
"OMG i gave bree a Reverse Car-Wash with Oil Change last night and she loved it"
by brian duclos April 27, 2010
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Car Wash

When you see a chick with big tits.
She’s got big tits
Guy 1: That chick has huge tits
Guy 2: Nah Thats a A WHOLE DAMN CAR WASH
by VDog97 May 5, 2019
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Finnish Car Wash

I made a Finnish car wash to get through this wall
by running with freedom May 1, 2021
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Car Wash

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
by Death Menace September 10, 2023
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