A play on words and reference to the band coldplays hit song “fix you.”
The classic scenario of someone trying to fix their partner in a relationship just to get played and hurt in the process.
The classic scenario of someone trying to fix their partner in a relationship just to get played and hurt in the process.
Damn bro, I thought you knew better then to try and fix a bitch.
You coldplayed yourself.
He thinks he’s going to get that girl to love him but he’s Coldplaying himself.
You coldplayed yourself.
He thinks he’s going to get that girl to love him but he’s Coldplaying himself.
by anomolous December 22, 2023
Get the Coldplayedmug. When you are caught publicly with the wrong person at the wrong time. Entered the internet lexicon in July 2025 when Andy Byron was caught having an affair on a kiss camera.
Rob got coldplayed at the fraternity party. Needless to say, his penis was caught in the wrong place at the wrong time.
by TheClu1ch July 20, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. When you spend at least 3 hours listening to quality music with heart and passion after struggling through Coldplay's performance at the Super Bowl.
by Jlewmook September 22, 2016
Get the coldplay cleansemug. by MindiB July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. Coldplaying someone
Stephen - *struggles to open a jam jar*
Louise - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"
Stephen - *struggles to open a jam jar*
Louise - "When you try your best but you don't succeed"
by Louiselouise01 September 16, 2016
Get the coldplayingmug. The act of being seen with the wrong person at the wrong time in a very public place - typically exposing an affair.
Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."
They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.
Comes from the moment at a Coldplay concert in July, 2025 where Astronomer CEO Andy Byron and CPO Kristin Cabot were caught cuddling on the Jumbotron "kiss cam" but immediately ducked and hid their faces, prompting Coldplay frontman Chris Martin to say, "either they're having an affair or are really shy."
They WERE having an affair, and both of their lives blew up.
by Jacaranda July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug. by anonymous July 19, 2025
Get the Coldplayedmug.