When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
by Milly5 November 10, 2015
Get the Blow job brainmug. When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up
I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job
by Nashville bible pusher July 14, 2016
Get the Kentucky blow jobmug. by The Fredrick wrap January 25, 2016
Get the minnesota blow jobmug. Blow job bob is the abbreviation of BJB. A blow job bob is a person which always blows you. It can also be other names that can replace the last B. For example BJJ (Blow job Jamie)
by Super munt November 22, 2016
Get the blow job bobmug. The best type of blow job. One where the man doesnt have to beg the girl because she, for whatever the reason, decides she wants to do something nice, sexy and spontaneous. Never say no to a BJ.
Man: Baby, why are you taking my pants off? I'm trying to get work done.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.
Woman: Just go with it.
Man: How unexpected and sexy of you.
Woman: I just wanted to give you a surprise blow job.
by GrassDoctor November 4, 2013
Get the surprise blow jobmug. The act of listing all the good qualities about your friendship with someone, being sure to point out all the things you love about them. Then you expect the same list in return from them and they fail to offer it.
" I just spent 20 minutes telling him how great he was, then I got nothing in return. I just sat there and gave him an emotional blow-job"
by ~Mimi~ December 14, 2008
Get the Emotional Blow-Jobmug. When you first meet a girl and your curious if she is good at going down on you. So you ask her to give your thumb a bj.
boy: (thinking) hmm i wonder how good she is.
boy: hon, can u give me a thumb blow-job? i wanna see how good u are
girl: i might not be good at it, i havent done it in a while.
boy: idc i just wnna see how good u r
girl: ok
. . .
boy: omg ur a fucking pro . . . if only that was my dick!
boy: hon, can u give me a thumb blow-job? i wanna see how good u are
girl: i might not be good at it, i havent done it in a while.
boy: idc i just wnna see how good u r
girl: ok
. . .
boy: omg ur a fucking pro . . . if only that was my dick!
by Nikki Co-co March 28, 2010
Get the Thumb Blow-Jobmug.