hot blobbing

When a man comes inside his partner and after a couple of minutes the come starts to drip out in blobs

Oh my god I was walking downstairs and I was hot blobbing in my knickers

by Markim May 10, 2018

stank blob

1.) An extremely ugly baby; 2.) Noxious blob of matter; 3.) A way of saying you have taken a shit.

Brenda: Have you see Melissa's stank blob?

Frank: I haven't.
Brenda: Well it is very cringeworthy to look at

by Vampric July 21, 2017

Blob Blocker

Another word for a tampon.

Hey Jess, My blob has arrived...got any blob blockers?

by TescoBringsAllTheMumsToTheYard November 22, 2011

Blob Fish

An ugly fish, so basically what humanity looks like...

Or your closest friend, it doesn't matter, your all ugly.

Blob Fish: WHY AM I SO UGLY!!! *cries*

by HOTTO DOGU May 19, 2017

blob bob

one of the greatese old flash games

"person 1: man, i am so bored. what should i do
person 2: you could play "blob bob"
person 1:your right, that game is awsome"

by ingo jones June 18, 2008

Unfukable Blob

An adjective describing extra large humans, considered by most physicians to be obese.

That woman has so many rolls she is an "Unfukable Blob"!

That dude is so gross with his big gut hanging out and that ass crack that is blinding is an "Unfukable Blob"

by Blob master September 8, 2010

Blob job

Nearly as erotic as it sounds. A blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a sexual act.

OH NO I JUST DID A BLOB JOB! i'll go get a towel.

by QWAH it really is me! September 28, 2008