being a benson

acting like you have a foot up your ass and not having fun with others
Chris is being a benson, he wont sing the FUN song
by meboku December 29, 2021
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Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .
“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.
by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025
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barry bendover benson

The freakiest of sneks. Likes puppy play and goossing his friends.
by Fckoff991 February 27, 2017
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Bensoned

To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.
(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')
by mastermind100 August 19, 2013
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Benson Boone

Professional backflipper
Have you seen Benson Boone's backflips? How does he do them??
by The master (of bait) September 03, 2024
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National Benson Day

National Benson Day is on February 24th. People celebrate by celebrating the benson called Benson.
Forest: 'I'm going to celebrate National Benson day on Friday!"
Emily: "How are you going to celebrate?"
Forest: "Idk, Baskin Robbin cakes are pricy so maybe I'll turn in my work on time Imao"
by MICHLLO February 24, 2023
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benson clarke

a man that loves to hump foxes after going through four hours of sex on a little boat with pastor Jeff
last week me and pastor Jeff did a Benson Clarke
by mommy mike October 06, 2022
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