Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec

' Yes yes I want baguette to whack you with it ' in French

Frenchmen: Oui Oui Je Veux De La Baguette Pour Te Frapper Avec!
Person 1 : AAAAHHHH GOTTA RUN

by UrLocalSeagull May 22, 2023

Baguette

the refined version of a cracker ass white person, usually coming from inherited wealth.

George bush is a real baguette, though he tries to pass off as a cracker.

by borkbork March 10, 2010

beat-off baguette

The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.

"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"

"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."

by The Dangerous One45 April 3, 2014

Dusty Baguette

A dusty baguette is problematic trash.

Brian is a dusty baguette

by CrewTrash August 9, 2015

Baguette

Means yes in French

Guy: Do you like pancakes?
Girl: baguette

by Harrypotterfreak101 July 7, 2017

Baguette Cremosa

Baguette Cremosa is when your jercking off and you are almost cumming, don´t cum and let your sperm rest in your balls.

Then you wrap your dick with a joint and heat your balls, then you cum and the sperm will come out has a gas and you take a reap from your dick joint.

Dude that baguette cremosa joint was hell a lit last night Fam.

by Machado Cardoso January 21, 2019

Baguette du Barry

Synonym of Barry and Bart van Dam.

(Acronym; Barry Boos)

Barry Brood implies Baguette du Barry

by Jay-Dictionary February 7, 2019