by Philip, Duke of Parma February 6, 2023
Get the Bmug. Sugar baby. Young woman looking for a sugar daddy, for a male "benefactor" to take care of her financially while she takes care of him physically and probably emotionally. Common form of prostitution in urban USA.
by Blu3jack March 15, 2019
Get the $bmug. The grade your Asian parents don't want you to get. If you get this, you're going to get spanked the hardest and loudest ever.
Parents: "Hey, what did you get on da report card?"
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
You: "I got an A in English, A in Social Studies, B in Math, A in Science!"
Parents: "Wait, what did you just say? B IN MATH!?!?!??!"
You: "Yeah... What's wrong with that?"
Parents: "You're Asian, not Bsian. Stupid ass kid. You should not be my kid. Your cousin Timmy already finished university at age FIVE! "
*SPANK
*SPANK
*SPANK
by asoijdoijw2qoij2qeijq2ioj April 25, 2023
Get the Bmug. T: "Love you, J <B"
R: "RASPUTIN DICK! HAHAHAHAHA"
T: "No, it's a heart :("
R: "No, it's not. It's Rasputin's Dick"
N: "lmao"
R: "RASPUTIN DICK! HAHAHAHAHA"
T: "No, it's a heart :("
R: "No, it's not. It's Rasputin's Dick"
N: "lmao"
by Superior Emo February 2, 2022
Get the <Bmug. The emoticon made to represent the feeling you get when you party hard or want to party hard, with the capital “B” representing the popular shutter party shades. If you look like you are having a good time you are not partying hard enough.
Example 1:
Hobby boy 1: “Bro, how was the party last night?”
Hobby boy 2: “>B“
Example 2:
Hobby Boy 1: “dude are you ready to go full send tonight at the bird watching club party?”
Hobby Boy 2: “>B“
Hobby boy 1: “Bro, how was the party last night?”
Hobby boy 2: “>B“
Example 2:
Hobby Boy 1: “dude are you ready to go full send tonight at the bird watching club party?”
Hobby Boy 2: “>B“
by Spix Macaw March 26, 2021
Get the >B[mug. 
