Albert Speer

An architect who likes screwing up designs for buildings.

Dolfy: Speer! What have you done to my Department of Planning?
Albert Speer: Your building plan was a total failure. You totally miscalculated the kerning for the letters.
Dolfy: Don't blame me for this bungled mess.
Jodl: But my Failure, I'm to blame. I objected to your Department of Planning.
Dolfy: Oh, for bald God's sake, you totally ruined this building and my Department of Planning. One day, I will have an Objection Prison built and you will be jailed in it.

by The Real Driller December 13, 2022

jan-albert

Jan-Albert is a South African guy's name. Jan-Albert is one of the hottest guys you'll ever set your eyes on. He has a way with the girls. He usually falls for the girl he's known the longest, his best friend. He will love talking to her about their past, all the fun times they had as children, he loves that kind of talks. That's one of the reasons why it's so easy to talk to Jan-Albert or begin a conversation with him. He actually is a real softy, but doesn't like to show it that much. He's one of the kindest people out there, with the best laugh. So, in conclusion, this dude is literally the best and loved by everyone.

Friend: Gosh, he's literally perfect!
Her: Yeah, such a Jan-Albert!

by anoninam August 16, 2017

albert tatlocks

Grubby, old man's underpants

She wouldn't fancy now if she saw you wearing your Albert Tatlocks

by Xipin Hai May 14, 2019

Albert aretz

Best YouTuber, I’ve been a fan of him ever since I can remember from like 8 years old to now. Albert is the funniest guy ever and has never failed to not put a smile on my face ever since I’ve started watching his videos, his humor is amazing and cracks me up every time. I remember when I was little “earth worm sally” “yo tengo” “if you love me let me go” all the myths and even his old channel. Albert has had such a big impact on my life and I really wish the best of him. When my parents couldn’t raise me he did. When they couldn’t calm me down he did. I truly don’t understand how people could ever not like this man. He deserves the world.

Albert aretz is my childhood

by Carm3llx lol August 4, 2023

Flamingo / Albert

A YouTuber who has 7 million+ subscribers on youtube , and has made a lot of well known memes.

Hey dude, did you see Flamingo / Albert 's

new vid today

by StillChill September 8, 2020

wet albert

insertion of the arm into the anus, spreading the fingers.

also see moist albert, wet adam and wet conjugate

She gave him a wet albert last night

by asdfghjkl January 27, 2005

Albert Zone

A zone much lower than the friend zone; once you're here you may as well give up. Also, you know you are in the zone when you are blocked on all social networks. In other words, you're fucked.

Dude, you are officially in the Albert Zone.

by EP39 October 16, 2014