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airpod shotty

"airpod shotty, imma catch a body, looking real sussy, real sussy, real sussy
by sussybaka124 November 18, 2021
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AirPods

Truly-wireless earbuds made by Apple with the hidden agenda of getting people to switch from wired to wireless.

It's also a misconception that the AirPods are very expensive, because they're not. The 2nd generation AirPods cost $179, which is around the same ballpark for many other good truly-wireless earbuds (e.g. Galaxy Buds Pro). The AirPods Max, however, are overpriced.

This makes the "broke" meme largely flawed and futile.
Pepega: *puts AirPods on*
Me: Hey—
Pepega: SoRrY i CaNt hEaR YoU i DoNt sPeAk bRokE
Me: Weirdo.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 18, 2021
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reeeee's airpods

theyre airpods so shush
oh is she wearing reeeee's airpods
by bubblesandchairs June 8, 2021
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Airpod shotty

just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty

you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*
by SargeantMegaChad September 25, 2022
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Airpod Shotty

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2

Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.

CHORUS x4

Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)

She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,

Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away
Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy
by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021
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AirPods

Just Apple's old EarPods except the wires are cut off, it has Bluetooth, and you have your AirPods! Just cut off the wires from your EarPods, Then, Bluetooth will be activated! Voila, you have AirPods! Oooh, Oooh! Turn'em into AirPods Pro by adding Eartips! Want AirPods Max? Glue'em onto Headphones, and your Headphones will become Wireless!
I won't define AirPods, You know what it is BRUH! I'll just fill in the damn requirements.
by SpecialAspieRyanBoi December 29, 2021
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AirPods

A joke.

Like seriously, who in their right mind would think a stick poking out of their ears is in any way "professional"?
User 1: "I use the AirPods because it looks professional, other earbuds just looks like a toy"
User 2: "BWAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!! Good one, dude XD"
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 4, 2022
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