AirPod

The act of making your brain light as air and as small as a pod

Dude I feel like I’m on AirPods

by Arsenic the wolf January 27, 2020

Airpods

Something that make you unable to speck poor

me: Hay are those airpods

Rich person: Sorry I don't speak poor

by Shredded Cheese October 6, 2020

Fake Airpods Owner

Calling someone this will absolutely ruin them. They will be forced into social outcast for the rest of their school life until they change their appearance, usually bleaching their hair, making themselves look like they just had molten gold spilled all over themselves.

Hey, that blonde really looks like the fake airpods owner we saw back then in high school

by Artem_retarded March 1, 2021

Airpods

2 earbuds, without wires, that’s fits in this small case which you are going to lose unless you have it hooked on a part of your body. Also they are things that kids flex with at school, but it’s all fun and games until Mrs. White says you will get them back at the end of the week, on a Tuesday. Also very overpriced

Person 1: YO MY MOM GOT ME THESE EARBUDS FOR LIKE 20 BUCKS AT WALMART
Person 2: SORRY BRO THESE AIRPODS TAUGHT ME A NEW LANGUAGE AND I DONT SPEAK BROKE ANYMORE A.K.A NON AIRPOD HAVERS

by My handle is in use by someone January 6, 2020

Airpods Case

2 airpods (girls with no ass but big titties) tied up together.

Those 2 girls I met at the bar I turned them into an airpods case, and charged them up with a vibrator.

by browniegang123 July 4, 2025

fake airpods

the code word for a vape or cart to hide it from younger brothers or snitches

"can i borrow ur 'fake airpods,' im feining rn"

by big darnell June 9, 2024

Airpods

a teenage boy that will never be seen walking around without his airpods in. he doesn’t like to partake in pre-marital eye contact under any circumstances. is quite good looking and will talk to you 24/7 on snapchat but will pretend you don’t exist when he sees you irl.

“ive been talking to this cute guy, but he always ignores me irl”
“is it him over there?”
“yeah”
“oh, he’s an airpods”

by 5 star health rating August 24, 2020