accidental fingering

When you are typing and you are trying to capitalize one letter but you hold the shift key down too long and capitalize two or more letters in the same word

Man I hate it when I'm typing and keep on accidental fingering my words.

by johnsondong September 4, 2016

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Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009

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Accidental Whore

When a girl is seen with a new guy every day, but doesn't know that she is whoring around.

"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"

by Brady_Dets September 18, 2015

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accidental anorexia

When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.

Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia

by Welp... rip December 9, 2017

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