The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.
" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "
" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "
" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "
by Dickburgers February 12, 2015
When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.
1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole
1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole
Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"
by DeerBattler November 30, 2009
"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"
by Brady_Dets August 13, 2015
by DollarDebbie September 09, 2018
When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.
Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia
by Welp... rip December 10, 2017
Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
by Jrvencill November 23, 2017
Sylvio and Kevin were giggling together when their heads got a little too close and they bi-accidentally brushed lips.
by Rox_Anne September 10, 2013