When you say your only having one drink and then it turns into soooooooo much more. The next day when your asked what happened and you explain you got accidentally drunk no one believes you. But you did, you got accidentally drunk!
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
#ooopsIdidItAgain#KeepOneFootOnTheFloor#I’mNotYourDesignatedDriverAnymore
You: “Hey, what did you do last night?”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
Me: “Oh, I got accidentally drunk and binged Bravo…”
You: “What?! That doesn’t just happen.”
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You: “OMG, what happened to you last night?!”
Me: “I wasn’t going to drink but then the bartender pulled out a bottle of red wine . Totally got accidentally drunk.”
by C&Cschaf + L&E June 16, 2023
Get the Accidentally drunkmug. "Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"
by Brady_Dets September 18, 2015
Get the Accidental Whoremug. When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.
1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole
1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole
Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"
by DeerBattler November 29, 2009
Get the Accidental Prolapsemug. Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.
by Jrvencill November 23, 2017
Get the accidental autismmug. When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.
Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia
by Welp... rip December 9, 2017
Get the accidental anorexiamug. by DollarDebbie September 9, 2018
Get the Accidental Fuckingmug. A person who accidentally pisses off people - mostly women - without meaning to or being aware of it .
Unlike trolling - which is on the Internet .. Accidental troller can also be in the real non-cyber world outside of the Internet .
Unlike trolling - which is on the Internet .. Accidental troller can also be in the real non-cyber world outside of the Internet .
James: hey WTs up?
Will : Anna is pissed off me , I don't know why !
James : didnt u piss off Samantha too
Will : yeah ..
James : god ! You're such an accidental troller !
Will : Anna is pissed off me , I don't know why !
James : didnt u piss off Samantha too
Will : yeah ..
James : god ! You're such an accidental troller !
by Riddle211 June 16, 2013
Get the Accidental trollermug.