Accidental Fart

A accidental fart is when you release a fart accidentally

Malcom: *Farts loudly in class*
Teacher: Malcom if you fart like that one more time you’re getting detention
Malcom: Sorry teacher

Malcom: *Farts*
Teacher: That’s it, detention

Malcom: That one was wasn’t my fault. It was an accidental fart, I swear

Teacher: Ok fine, I’ll let that one slide

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009

Accidental Whore

When a girl is seen with a new guy every day, but doesn't know that she is whoring around.

"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"

by Brady_Dets September 18, 2015

Accidental Fucking

Pretty self-explanatory. You didn’t shave your legs or plan on getting fucked, it just happened.

There was a lot of alcohol involved before that accidental fucking.

by DollarDebbie September 9, 2018

accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

accidental anorexia

When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.

Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia

by Welp... rip December 9, 2017

Accidental troller

A person who accidentally pisses off people - mostly women - without meaning to or being aware of it .

Unlike trolling - which is on the Internet .. Accidental troller can also be in the real non-cyber world outside of the Internet .

James: hey WTs up?
Will : Anna is pissed off me , I don't know why !
James : didnt u piss off Samantha too
Will : yeah ..
James : god ! You're such an accidental troller !

by Riddle211 June 16, 2013