Accidental Friday

when you go out drinking on a weeknight and have a few more alcoholic beverages than you should have consumed. This is usually an unplanned event.

You head to happy hour on Wednesday night and you drink ten drinks but you had only planned on having two. You head home drunk knowing you have to work in the morning. It's an accidental Friday.

by Honey Bee123 July 21, 2010

Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 30, 2009

Accidental Whore

When a girl is seen with a new guy every day, but doesn't know that she is whoring around.

"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"

by Brady_Dets August 13, 2015

Accidental Fucking

Pretty self-explanatory. You didn’t shave your legs or plan on getting fucked, it just happened.

There was a lot of alcohol involved before that accidental fucking.

by DollarDebbie September 09, 2018

accidental anorexia

When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.

Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia

by Welp... rip December 10, 2017

accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

Accidental troller

A person who accidentally pisses off people - mostly women - without meaning to or being aware of it .

Unlike trolling - which is on the Internet .. Accidental troller can also be in the real non-cyber world outside of the Internet .

James: hey WTs up?
Will : Anna is pissed off me , I don't know why !
James : didnt u piss off Samantha too
Will : yeah ..
James : god ! You're such an accidental troller !

by Riddle211 June 16, 2013