Accidental Haircut

The act of, while pounding a partner from behind, " accidentally " ripping out a chunk of her hair. Quickly pull out, blow your load on the bald patch, and hastily reapply the hair, and hope she doesn't notice.

" Man, can I stay at your place tonight, Monica is pissed. "

" What happened bro? "
" Gave her an accidental haircut. Oops. "

by Dickburgers February 12, 2015

Accidental Prolapse

When a person is extremely constipated and keeps trying to defecate, even when they shouldn't. There are three signs that you are close to an accidental prolapse.

1) You feel extreme pressure against your anus-hole
2) Blood starts to gush out of the anus-hole
3) There is a pink sock unfurling from your anus-hole

Billy: "Did you hear that Joe had an accidental prolapse last night?"
Jacob: "Wow...really? That's why he's walking like he fell down a flight of stairs?"
Billy: "Well...he prolapsed on the stairs and apparently froze up and fell 8 stairs."
Jacob: "Shit luck."
Billy: "Clever"

by DeerBattler November 29, 2009

Accidental Whore

When a girl is seen with a new guy every day, but doesn't know that she is whoring around.

"Gosh, Jenny's been with 4 guys this week and says they're all 'just friends.' She is such an accidental whore!"

by Brady_Dets September 18, 2015

accidental autism

When you mess up so bad it makes you sound autistic

Tim had an accidental autism moment when he told the Chick-fil-A employee he wanted a cheese burger.

by Jrvencill November 23, 2017

accidental anorexia

When you love food but you constantly forget to eat, causing you to lose weight when you're trying to gain it. Making it not a disorder, but a poorly taken care of procrastination habit.

Me: Dangit I forgot to eat lunch all week again... woops
Friend: You should really take care of your accidental anorexia

by Welp... rip December 9, 2017

Accidental Fucking

Pretty self-explanatory. You didn’t shave your legs or plan on getting fucked, it just happened.

There was a lot of alcohol involved before that accidental fucking.

by DollarDebbie September 9, 2018

Bi-Accidentally

When two men "accidentally" brush lips while sharing a beer or a laugh.

Sylvio and Kevin were giggling together when their heads got a little too close and they bi-accidentally brushed lips.

by Rox_Anne September 9, 2013