noah

he went to nationals in his elementary school chess game. that's it.

Noah also attended table tennis.

by peoplecallmemiaitssad January 1, 2021

Noah

Noah is one of the most amazing people you could ever know. No matter how bad his personal world gets, he will ALWAYS be there for you. He's an amazing friend and if you get him romantically, WHEW YOU'RE LUCKY. He can make your eyes drip from crying out of happiness but can also turn you on like a lightswitch. When he finds someone he loves,he will not leave them no matter what,unless asked to. He's so attractive and is perfect inside and out. He can light up your day in a matter of seconds.

I love this because it's Noah. -carly 2k19

by stupidbozo<3 February 18, 2019

Noah

Guy who built a huge wooden box called the ark.

Friend: claims he can survive on a raft in the middle of the ocean and start an advanced civilisation from scratch
Me: dude you think you’re Noah or something

by Pewkiplier November 20, 2020

Noah

Noah is the most kind and caring person you will ever meet .He is the most attractive person ever with grey shining eyes (that you get lost staring into)his wavy brown hair and his sexyyy abs but he will never admit any of this .When he is tired his croaky,low voice makes you melt and he is even more romantic than he is normally is.His perverted and sexual sense of humour is hilarious .He has many amazing talents including multiple sports (probably why he is so fit)especially track however taking hints of girls is deffo not one of them sadly.However he is always there when you need him and a simple simile from him can make your day more way better.Noah is rlly funny and can make even the saddest people simile .Getting the chance to date a noah is everyones dream so if you get one love him with all your heart.LY NOAH,

person 1
who you staring at

person 2

the pengest guy in school
both
NOAHHHHH

by ilovemyself635718 September 5, 2019

Noah

Noah is the name of someone that spends all day and night online. They are pretty cute but an asshole at the same time. They’re probably fed up of the jokes about Noah’s Ark. They’re incredibly awkward and bad at responding but you still love them no matter what. Noah you’re a twat

Hey look it’s Noah.

by damnihatemyselr April 12, 2020

Noah

Noah is an absolute TURKEY, with bare hoes. Noah is an absolute player and loves to watch Netflix while he's on facetime with you. Even though Noah makes you put up with all of his bullshit. He is extremely kind and easy to talk to, as well he is hella cute and attractive. Noah likes to do stupid shit that he knows he shouldn't do, he loves to get himself in trouble and break rules.

Woah Noah is being such a turkey

by Soccer4life⚽️ July 15, 2019

Noah

Noah Has the biggest dick ever, and is straight as hell. He is very edgy and funny. He's loyal and not a fuckboy. He is italian and the best friend. He is the baddest nigga alive...

Guy: Is that Noah?
Guy2: Yeah!!! I heard he got sucked off by the hottest girl in senior year!
Guy: That man my nigga

by Lickyletippy December 24, 2019