Another name for a mall cop or a rent-a-cop. They are about as intimidating as Mickey Mouse would be in a uniform.
Mickey Mouse Cop 1: Hey Bob, look at that man stealing all of that merchandise from the electronics store!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
Mickey Mouse Cop 2: Stop with that bullshit Jim, I see TEENAGERS congregating over there.
Mickey Mouse Cops 1: OH SHIT! ENGAGE THE TARGETS!
by RoastBeastMakesForAGoodFeast February 05, 2012
When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse
Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...
by Cat Boy October 01, 2010
by Nomadic asshole October 07, 2020
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
Joe: *sends picture of thicc anime girl* lol this bitch is thicc as fuuuuuuck.
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
Mickey: YOU HAVE JUST BEEN BANNED FROM THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUBHOUSE FOR SEXUAL CONTENT!
by um, yes. September 10, 2017
by MouthBreathersUnited April 25, 2021
When anyone says " Mickey mouse in my club house" , it means there is metaphorically a penis in their vagina . The reason we say Mickey Mouse is because his head resembles a tiny penis ( Mostly because of the ears) .
by Wackgirlshit April 09, 2019