poo

brown lumpy crap that leaves animals anus to rid of unneed stuff in the body.

My little bother pooed on in his diaper again.

by B.Sweet December 17, 2002

There's Poo-Poo In the Head

A fictional, phoney-bologna, fake made-up song sung to the tune of the children's song, "The Farmer in the Dell".
Sung when you lift the toliet lid and find that some total asshaberedasher has left a big fat shit in the bowl and failed to flush.

♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫
♫ Don't forget to flush again ♫
♫ There's poo-poo in the head ♫

by Telephony September 12, 2016

Poo

Really nice smelling hand cream produced from a factory called: The Digestive System . You produce it once every two days too.

"I just pooped!" Tom exclaimed.

by wagonkoh July 22, 2017

Poo

What come out of your butt

Ah I just pooed

by Gshot November 27, 2019

Poo

Basically:
- If you're under 9 years old you say poo.
- If you're under 13 and over 9 OR over 70, you say crap
- If you're under 18 and over 14, you say shite
- If you're under 70 and over 18, you say shit

Son: Mum I just did a poo!

later
Son: Mum there's a crap in the loo

later
Son: Mum watch there's a massive shite in the toilet

later
Son: MUM! Why the hell did you do a giant fucking shit in my toilet? You've clogged the thing!

by Uncle Pohler April 6, 2017

Poo

Stuff thats brown or yellow that comes out your ass

i had a poo yesterday

by Dickweeb February 8, 2017

poo

a log that comes out of your bum

i need to poo

by pooinmyfuckface December 3, 2019