someone who annoys the hell outta you whenever taylor swift releases a new album, which is quite frequent nowadays. can’t blame these people though, you’d annoy everyone too if you start listening to taylor’s music, which is also, a very common thing to do as her music is played literally everywhere. you live under a rock if you haven’t listened to her music. this definition is also being written by a swiftie so dislike it and you’ll be deemed to have a shitty music sense.
by I Love Kinna November 23, 2021
Get the swiftiemug. Swiftie Bestie refers to a best friend who is a very tallented, nice and amazing person who makes u feel the best version of yourself.
by Amazing young person May 29, 2022
Get the Swiftie Bestiemug. The definition of a Swiftie is simply someone who is obsessed with Taylor Swift, who would probably sell their siblings off in the black market to get tickets to Taylor Swift’s concert, knows her song after hearing 2 seconds of it and if someday had kids would tell them her name when they point to the pictures.
They’re such a Swiftie for that
by Speaknowisunderrated January 10, 2023
Get the Swiftiemug. The curse of Taylor Swift’s Unhinged fan base. An attempt to cause TERRIBLE things to happen to anyone who makes/does ANYTHING about Taylor Swift that they do not like. Of course, this hex doesn’t work. Uncommonly used by swifties, as they usually call the person committing the “offense” a misogynist, fat slob who will never find love (even if they already have) before attempting anything else, but if they get angry enough they will perform the “Swiftie Hex” and “curse” the receiver, attempting to hurt/kill them (somehow). They appear to believe this actually works, but it doesn’t.
Swiftie Hex: Your legs will shrivel, your eyes will bulge. All parts of your body will go numb, before your heart explodes and destroys your ribs, causing your organs to collapse and your bones to rot like the sewer rat you are.
by RandomGuy444 May 14, 2024
Get the Swiftie Hexmug. "Nah Joe isn't a Swifty he doesn't like her music. He's a psuedo-Swifty though he listens to covers"
by khaaaannnn April 6, 2024
Get the Psuedo-Swiftymug. Person A: What's 1+1?
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
Swiftie: It's 23! Buy me tickets~~~ UwU...Ara ara...Ara....😜
Person A: Man, what the fuck?!
by jjjjhhhhhhh111122333 September 21, 2023
Get the swiftiemug. When a male or female pops up, sleeps with everything in their capacity over a short period of time then vanishes from the public eye, only to pop up in another village/town/city/continent having written numerous songs/poems/Facebook updates/general gobbing off about the lacklustre performance of their previous lovers, before repeating the cycle again.....and again.
Pull A Swiftie
"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"
"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"
"Have you seen that new bit of totty that has moved in to Peckham Road.... Phwooooaaaar!!!"
"Stay well clear mate, rumour has it that she Pull(ed) a Swiftie in her last town......"
by ThroatPunch January 10, 2017
Get the Pull A Swiftiemug.