national ass pic day

On July 1st, you must send your friend or boyfriend an ass pic

It’s national ass pic day! 👀

by Senorr July 1, 2021

National Slap Ass Friday

NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY Is on every Friday girls and boys go around and slap as many asses as possible!!!

Boy: slap

Girls: why did u slap my ass
Boy: It’s NATIONAL SLAP ASS FRIDAY

by TikTok: BlueFace mini/ Kyler October 16, 2019

mickey mouse dat ass

The act of sticking your thumb in her ass making her make that “huh ohhh” sound

Keisha ass was too fat had to Mickey Mouse dat ass

by Nomadic asshole October 7, 2020

National Ass Pic Day

Celebrated on December 22nd

Girl 1: my homie
Said it’s national ass pic day what do I do?

Girl 2: just full send it and bless your mans!

by beastcoastballer December 22, 2018

Lil haired ass bitch

A person that talks a lot of shit but hair can’t go past their ears.

“Lil’ Bald head bitch, still the most hated.”

“I’m not finna argue wit a lil haired ass bitch…bitch hair can’t even touch the ears and wanna talk.”

by The baddest bitch on earth July 18, 2022

jiminy crickets my ass

when you're being loud as a cricket or grasshopper (you know those sounds you hear in the grass when it starts getting dark), generally to be annoying or get attention, and no one pays you attention.

*throws down books in anger
No one pays you attention
Walks away scoffing "jiminy crickets my ass"

by asocialvirginwhoknowstoomuch December 15, 2017

Chicken Shit Ass Grease

Fried Chicken

My god, I can eat Chicken Shit Ass Grease in Peace

by Foxtrot86xd February 27, 2021