Fuck Me Band

The blue things in soft drink bottle lids that can be cut and stretched into wristbands.
Called 'Fuck Me Bands' because when someone snaps them (usually on purpose) they want to fuck you.

*Guy snaps girl's fuck me band*
Girl: wow i didn't know you wanted to fuck me...that room is free!

by Lizzy554 September 18, 2006

Fuck this for a game of soldiers!

A term used by a peson meaning that in no uncertain terms would they do whatever the task in hand might be!

man1... im gonna stick this red hot poker up my arse!!!
man2... yeah man! me too!!!

man3... fuck this for a game of soldiers!

by redmary August 9, 2006

Man The Fuck Up

When somebody is such a woman that they need to not just man up, but Man The Fuck Up. Can be shortened to MTFU. Usable on both genders and all species. Also, note that someone who gets some supresses the need to have this for a few days as they have already Manned Up enough.

Ed: Wow, it's reallt bright outside :)
Dude: Man Up Ed.
Ed: No, look, it's so bright, lets go and play outside.
Dude: Ed. I'm going to say this just once. Man The Fuck Up!

by That Guy Who's Really Cool August 19, 2009

Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A group of horny Mongolians fucking(a Mongolian orgy)

Originally used by George Carlin, A commedian

I saw a Mongolian cluster fuck at the side of the road.

by Matt, Bryce, Fag January 10, 2008

Chuck Fucking Lidell

Haymaker someone in the TAINT

Ryan, i'm going to Chuck Fucking Lidell you.
What does that even mean?!
It means to Haymaker someone in the TAINT!

by Bro Zone Honoree June 30, 2009

Belgium Brain Fuck

The act of orgasming into another persons brain cavity through the nose. Can also be done via syringe.

I feel like someone gave me a Belgium Brain Fuck.

or

Id rather have a Belgium Brain Fuck then an Alabama Hot Pocket

by Dutch Kace January 12, 2011

Fuck it's Friday (FIF)

Derived from the term TGIF (thank god it's Friday) along with special thanks to the annoying new hit single by Rebecca Black, the term refers to the moment you think about 'Friday' the song, when you realize it's Friday.

Bob: Hey John! can you believe it's Friday already?

John: *It’s Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday. Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend*

...

Fuck it's Friday (FIF)...

by Arctic.Spirit April 28, 2011