When you can't decide between complete dick and complete monster.. Can refer to a partner who swindles you out of 30k and then breaks up with you to hookup with someone asap
Me: "I just got bamboozled. I thought it was the real deal, but I just lost everything.. :("
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
Friend: "damn. You just waisted a year and a half on a complete fucking monster dick."
P.S. both of those are actually just me, I'm just really sad..
by IjustgotTotallybamboozled June 5, 2021
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Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12
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Think this: You playing 2K19 and you getting your ass beat 65-12
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by 11eryxin March 5, 2019
Get the my dick is in your mouth mug.A 3-tick-dick-flick is when you reach the point of orgasm in 1.8 seconds (generally males).
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
The ever so growing MMORPG 'RuneScape', where the tick term derives, has a system of timed events based on ticks. These convert to around 0.6 seconds/tick.
Guy: Dude, I fucked this girl last night, but I 3-tick-dick-flicked her...
friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro
friend: Mate... that's rough; sorry, bro
by Nex (level:1001) May 30, 2016
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In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"
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“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”
“of course, it’s national grab dick day! i already grabbed 4”
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