Dumber than a bag of dicks

Stupid

She was "dumber than a bag of dicks" when she drove around drunk because that is stupid.

by Les mcclary February 24, 2019

National Dick Slap Day

On this day, you have full consent to smack your homie’s (or your girlfriend’s) cock

“Hey Gerald” “Hey bro, you know what day it is? It’s National Dick Slap Day!”(Proceeds to slap dick insanely hard) “Shit Homie that was good” “No problem bro”

by BootySockNibba October 12, 2019

National suck a dick day

The 9 of February is the absolute best day to suck a lads dick whether he's a friend,a first date or a long term boyfriend you won't regret sucking his dick on that day

Hey its national suck a dick day!!!! Omg can't wait!!

by Sam's real February 2, 2020

slurp that dick till it cum

lyric from the hit song vagina

ashley can slurp that dick till it cum

by catlover42069 May 11, 2022

Get off my Dick

When your God-like aura is so fucking good that people literally WILL NOT leave you the fuck alone.

They crave your attention so badly it is as if they are quite practically salivating at the lips to suck you off. In other words, they be on yo dick.

... but you are not in the mood for a good dick sucking and just want to be left alone...

"GET OFF MY DICK"

Shit homie, my girl won't leave me the F alone dawg... she just won't get off my dick.

by Big Dog #2 March 25, 2022

National swallow dick trip

June 20th all the way to june 30th swallowing dick is a task for them freaky motherfuckers

Keisha: girl its national swallow dick trip you know what al finna get
My: oul girl you a nasty ho but shid even though sizan dont deserve it guess my nigga gon get it
Keisha: ahhh periodt show him how that neck work

by Moneyman will June 12, 2019

A spare dick in a fucking contest

To describe a someone who gives little or no contribution to a task.

"Jenny didn't help at all, she just stood around like a spare dick in a fucking contest"

by hteb78 April 29, 2013